Ethan

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ETHAN PROFILE LOADING *** PLEASE WAIT WHILE THE OLD INTERNET BOOTS ***
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Profile

Ethan is making this because the modern internet forgot how to have a soul. The site needs glowing borders, crunchy GIFs, and stuff that feels like somebody actually touched it.

Interests

  • Retro web design
  • Old game aesthetics
  • 1990s / 2000s internet culture
  • Bubsy-level bad ideas
  • EJ archive building

Webmaster Notes

This page is where I can throw site updates, project notes, weird little ideas, and whatever does not fit anywhere else.

Status

Current mission: make this thing upload without exploding and still look like it came from a cursed 1999 computer lab.