Ethan
webmaster zone // archive goblin // button alignment department
Profile
Ethan is making this because the modern internet forgot how to have a soul. The site needs glowing borders, crunchy GIFs, and stuff that feels like somebody actually touched it.
Interests
- Retro web design
- Old game aesthetics
- 1990s / 2000s internet culture
- Bubsy-level bad ideas
- EJ archive building
Webmaster Notes
This page is where I can throw site updates, project notes, weird little ideas, and whatever does not fit anywhere else.
Status
Current mission: make this thing upload without exploding and still look like it came from a cursed 1999 computer lab.