Ja'Lyn I want you to know that your
boywife Ethan is thinking about you on this very special ocassion. I
know the days have been getting stressful as of late, but together we
have perservered and the EJ powerhouse remains in tact! I will never
forget how we met. It felt like I had better odds of winning the lottery
than meeting someone like you. I am so grateful I stepped away from
a hobby that held me back from doing lots of things. It was one person
out of the fifty that told me I should check out the party at Otaku
Lounge. There was a much more formal party I would've attended with the
Tetris group had I not heard of this place. When I walked into the
lounge, I was stressed and overwhelmed juggling the logistics of so many
people staying with me. I had never really been to that kind of place
before so I certainly felt like a fish out of water. I walked past you
and noticed your Shadow costume. I thought you were really cute, yet out
of my league. I was right to think this too, because after I got to meet
you formally you told me you worked for Epic Games and really made me
idolize you. I still idolize you to this very day. I was starstruck when
we began putting together how much we had in common. I recall really
wanting to touch your hair. I wanted to hug you and touch you because I
couldn't believe you were real. You gave a new definition to love at
first sight, infatuation, and attachment. I wish that night lasted an
entire month because the Ja'Lyn withdrawals began immediately after the
next day. We had made plans to play Unreal Tournament. I told
EVERYONE about it. I was determined to find you. I looked all over. Then
I called you on Instagram of all things. I was so happy to see you. You
were so intensely focused on finding the Bomberman Hero game. It was
adorable.